GOT S806: ‘The Iron Throne’ Recap

We open on Tyrion, walking through what’s left of King’s Landing. Oh Peter Dinklage. This season didn’t deserve you. Or…

GOT S804: ‘The Last of the Starks’ Recap

Previously, on Game of Thrones: ‘Chernobyl’ promos. Chernobyl promos everywhere. It looks both interesting and like the kind of thing…

We open on Winterfell, where everyone’s moving into position for the Long-ish Night. Sam’s got the shakes because he gave…

We open on Jaime, surrounded by haters. Dany’s looking murderous and talking about her best-big-bro Viserys, that utter prick she…

We open on my three-year-old, who is refusing to go to bed. It’s half an hour before Game of Thrones…

Are you psyched? Because I’m psyched. And slightly apprehensive. Okay, fine. I’m downright anxious. I have Game of Thrones-related anxiety…

It’s a dark and stormy night on Dragonstone – and someone get Dany a juicy horse heart, because this girl…

We open season 7 at the Twins, where Walder Frey (wink wink) has gathered every Frey worth mentioning for a…

We open on Grey Worm and the rest of the Unsullied as the Targaryen-Jaws theme kicks in. The music and…

Just to be clear, I’m writing this recap while jet-lagged, emotionally crippled by irrational grief for a CGI beastie, and…

We open on Bronn and Jaime, surfacing on the opposite side of the lake after apparently swimming the length of…

We open on the Lannister forces, lugging their Highgarden loot towards King’s Landing. Jaime’s still burning from Olenna’s epic last…