We open on Jaime, surrounded by haters. Dany’s looking murderous and talking about her best-big-bro Viserys, that utter prick she … More
Tag: Game of Thrones recap
GOT S801: ‘Winterfell’ Recap
We open on my three-year-old, who is refusing to go to bed. It’s half an hour before Game of Thrones … More
GOT S707: ‘The Dragon and the Wolf’ Recap
We open on Grey Worm and the rest of the Unsullied as the Targaryen-Jaws theme kicks in. The music and … More
GOTS07: ‘The Spoils of War’ Recap
We open on the Lannister forces, lugging their Highgarden loot towards King’s Landing. Jaime’s still burning from Olenna’s epic last … More
Game of Thrones S703: ‘The Queen’s Justice’ Recap
We open on Jon Snow and Ser Davos arriving at Dragonstone. Clearly they bypassed the King’s Road and jumped on … More
Game of Thrones S702: ‘Stormborn’ Recap
It’s a dark and stormy night on Dragonstone – and someone get Dany a juicy horse heart, because this girl … More
Game of Thrones S701: ‘Dragonstone’ Recap
We open season 7 at the Twins, where Walder Frey (wink wink) has gathered every Frey worth mentioning for a … More
Game of Thrones S610: ‘The Winds of Winter’ Recap
It’s D-day in King’s Landing, and the big players are getting ready for the trial of the century. The opening … More
Game of Thrones S609 Recap
Let me preface by saying that I could use a good cup of tea with a double-vodka chaser, an entire … More
Game of Thrones S608: ‘No One’ Recap
We open in Bravos, where we last saw Arya staggering through a crowded marketplace, bleeding profusely from substantial Waif-inflicted stab wounds. … More
