GOT S802: ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Recap

We open on Jaime, surrounded by haters. Dany’s looking murderous and talking about her best-big-bro Viserys, that utter prick she … More

GOT S801: ‘Winterfell’ Recap

We open on my three-year-old, who is refusing to go to bed. It’s half an hour before Game of Thrones … More

Are you psyched? Because I’m psyched. And slightly apprehensive. Okay, fine. I’m downright anxious. I have Game of Thrones-related anxiety … More

We open on Grey Worm and the rest of the Unsullied as the Targaryen-Jaws theme kicks in. The music and … More

We open on the Lannister forces, lugging their Highgarden loot towards King’s Landing. Jaime’s still burning from Olenna’s epic last … More

We open on Jon Snow and Ser Davos arriving at Dragonstone. Clearly they bypassed the King’s Road and jumped on … More

It’s a dark and stormy night on Dragonstone – and someone get Dany a juicy horse heart, because this girl … More

We open season 7 at the Twins, where Walder Frey (wink wink) has gathered every Frey worth mentioning for a … More

It’s D-day in King’s Landing, and the big players are getting ready for the trial of the century. The opening … More

Let me preface by saying that I could use a good cup of tea with a double-vodka chaser, an entire … More