We open on Jaime, surrounded by haters. Dany’s looking murderous and talking about her best-big-bro Viserys, that utter prick she … More
Tag: GOT
10 Conversations We’ll See in Game of Thrones Season 8
Are you psyched? Because I’m psyched. And slightly apprehensive. Okay, fine. I’m downright anxious. I have Game of Thrones-related anxiety … More
GOTS07: ‘The Spoils of War’ Recap
We open on the Lannister forces, lugging their Highgarden loot towards King’s Landing. Jaime’s still burning from Olenna’s epic last … More
Game of Thrones S702: ‘Stormborn’ Recap
It’s a dark and stormy night on Dragonstone – and someone get Dany a juicy horse heart, because this girl … More
Game of Thrones S610: ‘The Winds of Winter’ Recap
It’s D-day in King’s Landing, and the big players are getting ready for the trial of the century. The opening … More
Game of Thrones S609 Recap
Let me preface by saying that I could use a good cup of tea with a double-vodka chaser, an entire … More
Game of Thrones S608: ‘No One’ Recap
We open in Bravos, where we last saw Arya staggering through a crowded marketplace, bleeding profusely from substantial Waif-inflicted stab wounds. … More
Game of Thrones S607: ‘The Broken Man’ Recap
We open in bizarro Westeros, where the sun is shining, the fields are green, and clean, cheerful people are working … More
Game of Thrones S605: ‘The Door’ Recap
We open on the Wall, where Sansa is catching up on her sewing. It’s so hard to juggle needlework with escaping … More
Game of Thrones S603: ‘Oathbreaker’ Recap
We open on Ser Davos ogling Kit Harington’s naked body. Cut to the (magnificent) back view as Jon Snow literally … More
